Janitorial Assistance

the toothless janitor in my building comes in every afternoon around 2:35 to empty the trash and remind me to recycle.

today, he gave me some ideas of jokes i could use on my students.

1.

there was a woman taking a bath in milk.  the man came in and asked if it was pasteurized.  she said, "nope, it is just up to my waist."

2. (placing two pennies in my palm)

"do ya see two snakes there?"

"no."

"ya sure?"

"sure."

"look again.  there're two copper heads."

3.  (this time taking the pennies back)

"there are two uses for these: 

a) a penny for your thoughts

b) talk is cheap

thanks, sir.  where did you say is the recycling bin?